1. When the Snake is alive, the Snake eats Ants.
When the Snake is dead, Ants eat the Snake.
Time can turn at any time. Don’t neglect anyone in your life………
2. Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones,
try a different one each day.
3. A good way to change someone’s attitude is to change our own.
Because, the same sun melts butter and also hardens clay!
Life is as we think, so think beautifully.
4. Life is just like the sea, we are moving without end.
Nothing stays with us, What stays with us are just memories of some people who touched us as Waves.
Never count your currency, just try to Drop a Tear and count how many hands reach out to WIPE that – that is true richness.
No one can play your role better than you.
So be yourself, because whatever you are, YOU are the best.
7. A baby mosquito came back after flying the first time.
His dad asked him “How do you feel?”
He replied “It was wonderful, Everyone was clapping for me!”
Now that’s what is called “Positive Attitude”
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Dose of old and new…Laugh
1. “Funny but true fact !!A woman worries about her future till she gets a
husband, A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !!
…What do u say?
2. A Man before marriage is – Superman. After Marriage – Gentleman. 5
Years Later – Watchman. 10 Years later – Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua
Spiderman.
3. Life me hamesha Haste raho,muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho…
taki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye k tum… “UNMARRIED” ho.
4. Wife:1 baat bolu par mujhe maarna nahi
Hsbnd:Bolo
Wife:Mai Pregnant hu
Hsbnd:Its Gud news,dar kyo rahi thi
Wife:Shadi ke pehle papa ko bataya tha, badi maar pari thi.
5. Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband – main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho…..
KHUSH RAHO
6. Wife-Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisi lagti thi..
Husband-Mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hoti..!!
7. Why love marriage is better dan Arranged???? B’coz a “KNOWN DEVIL” is
better dan an “UNKNOWN GHOST”.
8. Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon, mujhe
lene kab aa rahe ho?
HUSBAND: 2O din aur ruk jaao.
9. A man gave an add in Matrimonial column
“PATNI CHAHIYE”
He got 1000 replies all saying:-
” Meri Le Ja…!”
”Meri Le Ja…!”
10. Husband to Hotel Manager: “Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar
jaan dena chahti hai”
Manager: “What can I do?
Husband”Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.”
11. Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ……..
Immediately after Marriage !!
JAI HIND!!
12. Telling a lie is a
fault for a little boy,
an art for a lover,
an accomplishment for a bachelor and
a Matter of Survival for a married man.
Gud Luck!
13. Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,
hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai,
hamari to abhi Jinda hai…
